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Thursday, January 14, 2010

For Real Tho'

Dear Heidi What's-Your-Face,

Obviously, the fact that you and your douche-bag husband's antics have been bumped from daily news fodder to weekly news fodder has bothered you to the point of utter insanity.

...because, for real tho', why, in the name of all things Holy (or organic, for that matter) would anyone do this to their body unless under the influence of serious publicity addiction.  Honey, you need to deflate--literally.

Have you and Spencer been watching fetish porn again?  Seen the pre-view for the new season of Taboo?  Spencer saw that dude making out with the blow-up doll and got a little excited, didn't he?


  1. As douchey and media hungry as this chick is, she's "hotter" in her before picture.

  2. Much hotter in the before picture. For a moment, I thought you were going to do a bad pun there and say "in the name of all things heidi. I'm so glad I miss read that.

  3. Obsessed with being "Perfect?" Was Dolly Parton her idol in childhood? YIKES!